Hitting the pipe again Kevin? Not only do I not see any of the things you claim are there, I watched the entire video and YOUR LEG HAIR DID NOT CHANGE.
Fucking methed out tweaker hallucinating!
What Kevin thinks he is seeing:
Kevin Christian Sees Cats, Dogs, IP Addresses, “Advertisements” In His Leg Hair
Kevin sees a cloud that is visibly well in the process of dissipating and uses his totally legitimate T.I. mind powers to evaporate the rest of the cloud. Yes, that’s exactly what happened to the cloud that was clearly already mostly evaporated before Kevin started to look at it, obviously it was Kevin looking at it that made it vanish.
This is on par with predicting that a 100-year old celebrity will probably die within the next year or two and then proclaiming yourself a prophet when the very old celebrity invariably dies.
[Homestar Runner voice] Hey, Kevin, I weally like youw Reverend Kane from Poltergeist II costume!
Kevin Christian says there are holograms on his genital area that look like “little people”. At least he has the sense not to post the pictures he says he captured.
“Little People”? Like the wooden peg men toys with the round heads from Fisher-Price? That’s still what I think of when I hear “Little People”.
Fisher-Price Little People Kevin’s Dick N’ Balls Playset, coming to stores this Christmas shopping season.
Kevin filed another bogus police report because he thinks gangstalkers changed the monetization settings on his videos. Predictably and obviously the police brushed him off and said it wasn’t a police issue. Now Kevin says the police are “liable” for tens of thousands of dollars of supposed damages.
Hilarious nonsense. I’ve seen the view counts on Kevin’s videos, there is no way he makes anywhere near the amount of money off of his psychotic nonsense that he thinks he is entitled to. Millions of views? Fuck off with that delusional malarkey, your most popular video has 19K views.
I can believe the view count simply because of the ridiculous number of videos he has so that they’d all add up to over a million even considering that the majority of his videos generally get only a few hundred views. With well over seven thousand videos, each video only needs just under 150 views to get to a million and, while the videos that get thousands of views are rare, he has enough of those to compensate for videos that don’t even get to 150.
I can also believe that hundreds of thousands of those views are people who randomly find one of his videos in search, click it, and only last a minute or two before they realize he’s utterly delusional.
Oh boo hoo.
“I’m sure Youtube would promote me in their algorithm a lot more had my videos and account not been suppressed like it was.”
The only reason Kevin Christian has a monetized Youtube channel is because he’s in that sweet spot of obscurity where he gets enough views for the channel to be monetized but not enough views for Youtube or advertisers to take a serious look at his channel to see where the ad money money is going.
On today’s episode of “5 Minutes’ Research on Google”, Kevin is once again complaining about “deleted” photos still taking up storage space on his iPhone.
Is Kevin aware that he also has to delete the photos from the “Recently Deleted” album, where, if he doesn’t delete them, they’ll stay in storage for 30 days?
https://www.techbout.com/iphone-showing-deleted-photos-47231/
Photos app -> Albums -> Other Albums -> Recently Deleted -> Select -> Delete All -> (Confirmation Pop Up) Delete -> (wait a few minutes for photos to actually be deleted)
Kevin’s talking about arming up and making citizen’s arrests again.
Kevin seems to be unaware that the ability to make a citizen’s arrest was repealed in Georgia after the Ahmad Arbery incident in 2020.
https://www.npr.org/2021/05/11/995835333/in-ahmaud-arberys-name-georgia-repeals-citizens-arrest-law
What’s the deal with Kevin’s ambulance story? He doesn’t believe it was a real ambulance because it wasn’t accompanied by a police car?
I’m nowhere near Clayton County or even Georgia (the American one) so I might be mistaken about how things work there but any time someone in my (spread out over multiple countries) family has called an ambulance over the past couple of decades, only an ambulance (and sometimes also another paramedic car) showed up because a police car wasn’t requested. I know sometimes 911 will also send a police car if they think someone is in distress beyond the symptoms they’re calling about or if they’re unclear on what is happening, but a police car coming with an ambulance call isn’t the default.
As for why the paramedics didn’t conduct a more thorough medical examination of Kevin, if that’s indeed what happened (keeping in mind that Kevin is a very unreliable narrator), paramedics are very well trained to know when someone is having a heart attack (or a stroke, which has very similar symptoms and, unfortunately, I’ve been the witness myself to a heart attack call actually being a stroke) and I suspect they were easily able to ascertain that Kevin was having neither due to his speech patterns and body movements during the call. I also wouldn’t be too surprised if Kevin was on a county paramedic list of hypochondriac callers.
>I suspect they were easily able to ascertain that Kevin was having neither due to his speech patterns and body movements during the cal
To be clear, here I mean “call” as in “what happens after they arrived and talked to him in person and could observe him”, not a phone call.
Bit late not been around here for a while. They send a police car to assist the ambulance in cases where the caller or person at the address is a known violent offender or has tendencies to become violent. This is protocol.
On today’s episode of “5 Minutes Research on Google”, Kevin’s claiming that gangstalkers infiltrated his Youtube account because pre-roll ads on his older videos were switched to mid-roll ads without his consent.
Note that the default ad option on older videos switching to mid-roll happened to all monetized video creators in August 2020 and Kevin just didn’t notice until now.
https://www.slashgear.com/youtube-adds-mid-roll-ads-to-long-videos-by-default-update-how-to-opt-out-07628042
Kevin briefly mentions the monetization issue and says he is filing a police report over it. Wouldn’t this be an issue for Google/YouTube, not the police?
>Wouldn’t this be an issue for Google/YouTube, not the police?
The Catch-22 for Kevin here would be that, if he complained to Google about monetization issues (ignoring that this particular monetization “issue” having an explanation I was able to find in 5 minutes), his channel would be under increased scrutiny by Google and probably wouldn’t be monetized for too much longer.
Antiterrorism activist had his dentist manipulated against him by “voices”:
https://www.linkedin.com/posts/kochthorsten_loss-of-a-tooth-i-lost-a-tooth-due-to-mistreatment-activity-6904852596582883329-izuB
Minor Kevin “Funny”: Kevin doesn’t seem to know the difference between Georgia, the American state he lives in, and Georgia, the central Asian republic whose capital is Tbilisi.