Bryan Tew Relocates to New York & New Jersey

This is more of a recap than an update but the previous thread was getting long with updates, so it’s a good time to make a new one.

If you want the full update, please see the comments of the previous story, but these are the highlights:

Bryan misbehaved and got kicked out of the VA shelter in Los Angeles, so he booked a ticket to New York. For several weeks, Bryan was living out of a rental car he got at JFK Airport while he searched for a suitable used car to purchase.

The search took a while because car dealers couldn’t or didn’t want to sell a car to someone with out-of-state residency. This resulted in Bryan issuing bogus legal threats to car dealers (that went nowhere, obviously). Then Bryan gets in touch with a TI in Stewartsville, NJ who agrees to let Bryan use her address to claim residency.

Bryan purchases a 2006 Toyota 4Runner in New Jersey and he’s been living in the car since. He shifts between a parking lot in Valley Stream, NY (Long Island) next to a Dick’s Sporting Goods and Buffalo Wild Wings, and a Walmart / Costco parking lot in Teterboro, NJ as his actual spot to live.

Today Bryan purchases yet another laptop (a MacBook Air) that he says will be used to file more frivolous lawsuits. While Bryan is setting up that MacBook, he is driving his car around the parking lot and the police get called on him.

Bryan very deservedly receives a citation for driving around with a phone in his hand and a laptop in his lap.

58 thoughts on “Bryan Tew Relocates to New York & New Jersey”

  1. I learned a new term that is soooooooo very close, I think I will stop using “paranoid.” Persecutory Delusions. It is paranoia on speed. It is not just thinking that someone is out to get you, but having those thoughts be your belief system, impacting every thought and action of your life. It’s not just “They” it is everyone. As most of these nutters are also narcissistic, that fits in, too.
    Case in point, Candy knows that no business would change buildings unless she is sleeping there. She knows any siren, airplane, helicopter or motorcycle is there just to bother her. A hearse? It is only on the road to put a fear of death in her (and she wants to believe this, because doing a bit of research showed she was in an extended stay motel with 2 cemeteries within three blocks, something she would have found with a map search inane easy step.) It is believing every white, gray/silver, black, blue or red car moves only when she can see it; in past years those colors amounted to 91% of all cars produced. And that anyone wearing red, at Christmas time, is a person paid to bother her for too many reasons to list.
    That is usually a part of deeper issues like schizophrenia.
    Which she has been getting paid for, accepting money for the past 18-19 years while denying that diagnosis and refusing treatment.
    She gets all upset when people say she is scamming people. But she has been scamming the Social Security system, so…?

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  2. Arizona man claims to be ‘Jesus,’ crashes into, tries to kill ‘demon’-possessed driver with kids

    https://www.foxnews.com/us/arizona-man-claims-be-jesus-crashes-tries-kill-demon-possessed-driver-kids-tow-cops.amp

    An Arizona man is facing an attempted murder charge after allegedly ramming his car into another vehicle carrying two children and trying to kill the driver in order to “get the demon out.”

    Scott reportedly told police during a follow-up interview that his name is now “Jesus” and that he had been having troubling thoughts in his head for the past few days.

    Another accessory/proxy to terrorism. Authorities and scholars need to be informed that he is just a victim of electromagnetic weaponry.

    Schizophrenia is electromagnetic interference caused by terrorists with access to advanced weaponry.

    The cure is to shield the nervous system by using absorbing material like meat or living in a shielded room.

    Same for Havana Syndrome, EMF hypersensitivity.

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    • Schizophrenia symptoms are something that has been documented in individuals in the time before electronics and radio transmitters were invented by humanity.

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      • That reminds me, there was just a mass murder in Canada last night in Vaughan, Ontario (a suburb of Toronto) by a boomer from Italy in his 70s who was complaining about “electromagnetic waves” in his condo.

        https://torontosun.com/opinion/columnists/lilley-court-and-social-media-records-show-vaughan-shooter-a-deeply-disturbed-man

        Court documents show that Villi was convinced “electromagnetic waves” were undermining his health and that his neighbours were involved in a criminal conspiracy against him. Villi was involved in multiple lawsuits including one claiming six fellow residents of his Vaughan condo complex “caused him harm, pain, suffering, stress, damage to physical and mental health and his financial well being.”

        I had a look at his Facebook when his name started making the rounds on Twitter as being the suspect and it was not a pretty sight, in a lot of his videos he had mucus dripping from his nose which I think he thought proved something beyond him having a cold or allergies.

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        • Oh wow. Imagine being in the situation where you have a neighbor like this who accuses you of operating a high-tech machine that is making them feel ill to the point of several failed lawsuits and police visits over the course of years and you wondering when the guy is going to snap and if you’ll still be around after he finally has his psychotic breakdown.

          One thing that has bothered me is that the state bar is trying really hard to get MAGA lawyer Lin Wood to take a mental health exam over one of his tweets and some accusations that he got into a fight with some colleagues, but people like this are allowed to coast through society as ticking time bombs.

          https://www.reuters.com/legal/legalindustry/attorney-lin-wood-loses-appeal-over-state-bars-mental-health-probe-2022-05-31/

          I definitely do not think there are easy answers to people like the mucus-drooling shooter guy (yes, I saw his Facebook too. Gross!) but it seems like more can be done based on some of the common themes of these people.

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  3. Bryan had a phone chat with Lt. Jeff Napolitano of Moonachie Police today. It was a pretty dumb phone call and Bryan wasn’t happy with the Lt.

    I don’t feel comfortable linking the video because Bryan decided to share a photo of the Lt. and his family (wife / children) overlaying the audio of the phone call.

    Does Bryan not realize how creepy this seems, and how involving his family is totally inappropriate?

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    • Bryan’s getting the actual footage of the incident (where, yes, I think both Bryan and the Portuguese flag scarf guy each share some of the blame) but I suspect he’s not going to get the hour before and the hour after even with a subpoena since it’s been a week now and Walmart can only store so much security camera footage at once.

      If I had to guess why Portuguese flag scarf guy went around the back of the store twice, I strongly suspect that it could’ve been because he was confused which side of the Walmart he needed to be at to load that big-screen TV since some Walmarts do loading at the rear. He should certainly have been more careful steering clear of Bryan’s Toyota but, on the other hand, Bryan shouldn’t have been parked in the access lane (which is a fire lane) in the first place.

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  4. Bryan gets a nail in his tire, insists it was placed there by a gangstalker.

    I mean, it’s possible that someone put it there to fuck with him but it’s more likely he got it while driving.

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  5. There’s another set of videos on Bryan’s Facebook page. I’m giving Bryan credit, he is trying to get his expired tag situation sorted out but he’s gone about it rather poorly.

    It’s about 10:00pm ET when he posted these videos. He’s camped out in the parking lot of the car dealer. I’m not sure if he expected someone to help him this late or if he planned to sleep there overnight and wait for someone to show up in the morning. The sun screen in the window makes me think he was going to spend the night.

    This dealer has a night watchman who confronts Bryan and tells him to scram but Bryan basically ignores him. The watchman calls the local PD and PD arrives.

    Didn’t watch the whole thing yet but the bits and pieces I see, Bryan is belligerent to everyone involved and talks back to the cop who is very patient with him.

    https://www.facebook.com/100006880090844/posts/pfbid0EB6mE31SLKNdn3D5VJes6gXHiiQmd1cobud3xUX3NGmJ1biFCBuPuyixAL5CrM4Ll

    https://www.facebook.com/100006880090844/posts/1218463918744133
    https://www.facebook.com/100006880090844/posts/871476127605225

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    • “This is not me being difficult”, says Bryan who shows up and mouths off at a security guard at a car dealer when the dealer is closed.

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  6. Kevin posts an old picture of someone he claims is “Black James”.

    https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxZmiDoyMn3idRNlvK0anCPR13GBZRRhPl

    Yeah, Kevin, I don’t doubt that you know quite a few black people since you live (or lived, depending on whether you’re moving back) in the Atlanta area. However, none of the people you name (or semi-name, I guess you never bothered to learn James’s surname) are responsible for the voices in your head.

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  7. Nappy Head Roots (Jacob Mills) was supposed to have had a court hearing on the morning of Friday, December 9th about the final “PC 1368” evaluation from the doctor about his competency to stand trial but it’s Monday and Santa Clara County still hasn’t updated his court info.

    He’s still in Elmwood Minimum as far as I can tell from the Department of Correction listing.

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  8. Bryan Tew records himself driving on the interstate with a phone in one hand talking about how he has fantasies of killing people.

    Doesn’t wear his seatbelt either – just notice the seatbelt light is flashing.

    (Personally I don’t care if someone doesn’t wear a seatbelt, that’s only going to hurt you if you wreck, but driving distracted while having psychotic fantasies about murder bothers me more)

    https://www.facebook.com/100006880090844/posts/1223870931898533

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  9. Bryan wasted no time in typing up his lawsuit, or at least the first page of it. His target is the VA. Don’t know what his cause of action is yet.

    The first thing I notice, he is suing the “Veterans Administration”. The last time I checked, VA stands for “Veterans Affairs”. I guess that’s a relatively minor detail in the scheme of things but it won’t impress the judge to bungle the name of your defendant.

    I know the VA has a checkered history in providing medical care, but in all the stuff Bryan has posted, it seems to me he was very well treated. They pretty much rolled out the red carpet for him and gave him reasonably prompt access to free housing, medical care, and etc despite all of his shenanigans.

    I’m going to guess: he’s going to complain about all the times they told him he needed a psych eval and he’s going to complain about how his pills from Mexico were confiscated at that shelter in Los Angeles. He may also claim that the VA did not protect him from all the mean people at the shelter (i.e. the guy who he shoved in the canteen in LA, and maybe he’ll mention that other guy in NYC, though I don’t think the NYC incident was at a VA shelter).

    You normally cannot name the government as a defendant in a lawsuit, due to the theory of sovereign immunity unless the government consents to it. There are two related laws called the Federal Tort Claims Act and the Westfall Act that provide some allowance to bring lawsuits so whatever Bryan decides to do will have to fit in the framework of these laws and I doubt he has a reasonable understanding of it.

    https://www.facebook.com/100006880090844/posts/pfbid0qKHamV4u93yaUx6D1QvkjJkQfg1pa4JegMiiUdyA8EJ4Z97oKoPUZGDhf9o9y6vgl

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    • Other questions:

      How many laptop computers has Bryan purchased over the years and what keeps happening to them? I know there was that time he left a bag containing his computer at a bus stop in San Diego (in like 2016 or 2017) but he’s had several since then and there is no clear story behind the whereabouts of the others.

      Why does Bryan need a $800-$1000 laptop (ballpark price range for M1 and M2 MacBook Airs) to type up a simple document? Chromebooks range from $150-$350. Low-end Windows laptops can be had for just a little more. Any of those will handle word processing tasks with ease.

      If I kept losing expensive laptops for some reason, I would probably try to cut my losses and start buying inexpensive alternatives.

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      • I wouldn’t want a Chromebook since I do like to do a modicum of (older) PC gaming but I’d be perfectly happy with a used Windows PC from a few years ago that Bryan could probably get from a second-hand PC shop for less than a quarter of what he spent on the Macbook Air.

        In other tech news, we got to see Bryan’s Facebook Stories Ray-Bans for the first time since the mall kerfuffle two weekends ago. I wasn’t even sure if he got them back but today he was setting them up to work with the Macbook Air, possibly to avoid getting another ticket for filming with a phone while driving. Filming while driving is a perfectly acceptable use of the Facebook glasses, and miles better than filming with a phone, my only minor concern is that he couldn’t get prescription lenses for them so hopefully his uncorrected vision is good enough to be able to drive without corrective lenses.

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  10. It’s only on Facebook right now as far as I can tell (reluctant to link to Facebook videos because of how “long” they appear in the comments) but he goes to the police station and claims that, because he was parked when the police show up, he doesn’t deserve the ticket for holding the phone while driving even though his own video is proof enough that he did hold the phone while driving.

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    • I think I’m going to send a “heads up” email to Teterboro Police with a couple of selected clips about Bryan and inform them about his dubious residency status.

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      • Another thing, I’m not going to claim the guy in the Chevy Silverado wasn’t also a bit of a jerk but wasn’t the minor sideswipe largely Bryan’s fault because he was blocking a narrow passageway around the side of the store that he shouldn’t have been blocking in the first place?

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        • This was as close as I could get to where he was parked at the start of the video in Google Street View. He was parked against oncoming traffic roughly where that shrub at the corner near the yellow bump posts is in the Street View image (although the shrub seems to have been removed since the Street View shots were taken).

          You can’t see from this angle but the perimeter of the store has yellow markings about two feet wide on either side of the lane clearly marked “No Parking – Fire Lane” so I don’t know why Bryan felt he absolutely had to park there when it’s a Walmart parking lot and there are probably hundreds of parking spots available unless that was the only place he could get a wi-fi signal from inside (which still isn’t an excuse for blocking an access lane).

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      • I sent a quick email to the Moonachie Police (Moonachie provides police service to Teterboro). Turns out Teterboro is a really small community and really the only thing they’re known for is their airport.

        I remember Teterboro from the movie “Sully”, ATC offered Captain Sully Teterboro Airport as a landing destination after he hit the flock of seagulls.

        Anyway other things Bryan will have to worry about:

        • His temp tag expires on 12/13. Wanna bet he doesn’t get his permanent tag before then?
        • His driver’s side headlight is busted. I know he has been driving at night.

        Either of those things can earn him more police citations. If he keeps being a pest, I’m sure the cops will continue to issue citations to him.

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        • According to Candy, the broken light makes him a perp.
          Furthers my view that no two “TI”s believe the same thing.
          But they do both share too much about their urinating, he shows it laying around with bottles of his, she pees….well, everywhere.

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