Candy Grandpre Writes Dumb Ebook, Melts Down Over Honest Reviews, Slanders Reviewers

Candy has another ebook out. It is supposed to be a cookbook based on the cover of the book, but many (most?) of the recipes are non-food related. One is a recipe for a “detox” bath and another is a “cure” for menstrual cramps, which I’m sure any person hankering for a tasty meal wants to hear about.

In the book is a diatribe about gangstalking, directed energy weapons, and a preemptive warning that people who might leave her bad reviews are actually sex and organ traffickers that you should ignore.

If you were hoping for wonderful food recipes from a Louisiana native, well, you’re going to be disappointed.

Another bizarre thing about this ebook is the heavy use of URLs. The reader is expected to read those links. The problem with this, apart from being tacky, is that eBook readers generally disable copy-and-paste, so good luck copying those links to a web browser. You might be able to click on them if you’re lucky. This would be rather annoying if you printed out pages hoping to have a hard copy of recipes only to see a URL on your paper printout.

And yes, true to the warning in her book, she does melt down about people who leave bad reviews. She made a video accusing one reviewer, Star Bricker, of being a “sex trafficker” without any evidence whatsoever. She said Star’s review was “fake”, despite Star’s review being a verified purchase!

There is another bad review and yeah, Candy Ass melts down over that too.

102 thoughts on “Candy Grandpre Writes Dumb Ebook, Melts Down Over Honest Reviews, Slanders Reviewers”

  1. Yes, she does. Because reasons.
    It shows her delusions. How in heck is she thinking of financing the costs of a car? Donations? More importantly, you are supposed to report your income to SS to maintain your benefits. What would happen if/when SSA finds all her donations? She might see herself as poor, but she was kept for several months in a motel room at $365/week. That is $1460 a month, plus other monies given for food, delivery, and other things. While not working.
    Then try explaining how you can make $920ish a month, pay what she does in rent, AND get a car with all the accompanying expenses.
    I have often thought of reporting her myself, but don’t want to ruin someone’s day. It is easy to do, and she has plenty of videos and blogs about how she got the first payments from a lie….which she has perpetuated for almost 20 years. Then adding all her financing from donations, and SSA would see that she is both not reporting income, not admitting to the primary cause of her SSDI, paranoid delusions, and is not getting any kind of treatment. All which go against her claims. And as they are telling her she needs an evaluation of some sort, it would be timely to do it now.
    Is she mental unable to work? Yes. Is she mentally ill? Yes.
    But she does nothing about it. You can’t get disability for a bad back without continuing to improve. And it is easy to see that she has NOT improved. It likely would have been better for her to have been institutionalized until she was compliant and improved enough to be in a group home. They way she is now, she’d likely be watched closely for a long time. She has already said “I might have been homicidal and suicidal, but I’m not now.(paraphrased)” She admits to having been sedated, isolated, and physical with the people there. She would be now as well.
    I do have one thing about SS that makes me happy. I had not worked to care for my MIL with dementia. When she died, I was in charge of modernizing a house. I wanted to go back to work, but started being too tired and in too much pain to work, which I also knew from working HR. Then my cancer was found. When I applied for SSDI, I found my points had expired, so no money for me. I get my first SS retirement check the third week of June, after working for forty years.
    And my check is more than Candy’s. That makes me happy.

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  2. Candy ate out, leaving a bank balance of $13 dollars until July 3rd. But she understands about money management. And still wants a vehicle. How she is going to pay for car expenses on $13ish a month is proof she has no common sense and still has crazy delusions.
    When she ate lunch, she had birria tacos con consommé. And complained it was greasy and that they only gave her a half bowl of the consommé, and gripe how she was cheated, Yada, Yada, Yada. This struck a cord with me. I have seen that at a restaurant before, but it was something I did not get. Because it was really traditional, and was GOAT. I was the only English speaking person in the restaurant at the time (the true sign of an authentic, good Mexican restaurant when you live this far from Mexico.) and didn’t want to be that adventurous. While it is also cooked with beef, I’ll give her a pass on that, and she did ask about what animal it contained. What I cannot give her a pass on was the amount of consommé. It is served as a dip. There is no way you need more than she got. Especially when she didn’t seem to know what it is.
    Which is why people call her greedy. She complains about free water, sees people who have paid for a beverage have full glasses and makes snide comments on that, and expects more of something ahe doesn’t know how to eat.
    And is already passive-aggressively begging. Even I thought she’d make it to one week.
    And after doing nothing but surf the web and make videos, she is too tired to do anything. Which means she needs a physical. I have more energy, and I am 62 with cancer.
    Really, she needs Elavil. It is an SSRI that helps restore a proper sleep cycle. And doesn’t have the carb-craving side effects of Paxil.

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    • Candy specifies in this video that she wants a “new” Toyota Corolla.

      What’s the cost of the most basic 2023 Toyota Corolla? According to the Toyota website, it’s around $21,700 and that’s before taxes and, obviously, doesn’t include the cost of insurance, maintenance, or gas. Is Candy just expecting someone else to spend over twenty-two thousand dollars on a car for her?

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  3. Candy, re: most recent short video.
    There is a difference between stalking and looking at someone’s public videos and other forms of interaction, like a public Twitter. While it does look like you have two or three people who enjoy harassing you eight now, the rest of us are your audience. You need people watching your videos to make $$ at YouTube. If you don’t want people to watch you, stop posting. Problem solved.
    And when you look up the psychological aspects of stalking, they do not apply to any but those two or three.
    And how many of the other people who follow you have had many diagnoses, over almost four decades, compiled after one-on-one interviews and testing with real psychiatrists/psychologists? You seem to forget you have read your psych eval onlineb that report got me interested in you in the first place. You have paranoid delusions, personality disorders, and are challenged in several ways. The complete package of your psyche was judged to be that you would be unable to hold a job to the degree of being supported by only that income.
    So there is that.
    And why are you suddenly believing a Google search about psychological and psychiatric diagnoses on other people, but claim anything involving either is “demonic,” “unChristian,” and of the devil when it comes to YOU? I have had psych evals, too. I have depression and anxiety disorder completely under control because I take my one pill a day Elavil, and I have freakin’ stage four cancer. You, who have an entire alphabet of personality disorders, challenges and paranoid delusions, are a complete mess and unable to care for yourself, don’t even try a “natural cure” for any of it.
    Modern medicine, including psychiatric medications, for the WIN! Both for cancer and psych issues. Get help. Without it, you will never have more than you do right now. And the people who do donate now will join the people who no longer donate and you will be homeless again. If you turn to a social service or psych clinic, your needs will be met. And like you do not live free now, you will have to pay to be there. Life is not free. You won’t get your way, because life is not that way for anyone. But you will get medical (and dental) care, a clean place to sleep, three meals, a toilet when you need it, baths everyday, things to do, maybe friends….all in a place where they will understand how you need help and guidance. And be able to make your life as normal and happy as it can be. Please try it. If you check yourself in, you can check yourself out. If you behave yourself.

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  4. New Candy trigger just dropped.

    Candy spotted someone working at the new Bloomington Dollar Tree/Family Dollar location (dual-banner store, from what I understand) who also works at the Dairy Queen, as though they’re not allowed to work two jobs. I’d wager the person who’s working at the new Family Dollar probably was hired specifically because of his or her exceptional customer service skills demonstrated at the Dairy Queen.

    Also, the person working two jobs probably doesn’t have a Youtube channel showing themselves being antagonistic towards random people and going into way too much detail about their bowel movements.

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    • Absolutely! When we hired people who were looking for a second job and they turned out to be good employees, we bent over backward to manage their hectic schedules.
      What Candy does not seem to understand is that just because a company is hiring, they are not hiring any mouth-breather off the street. When there are people unemployed, companies look for the best fit. This includes the best references. As Candy has zero good job references, they will look online. No one wants someone who thinks she is being forced to have diarrhea by magical weapons, or admits to wetting herself pretty much everywhere. They also would not want so eone who spends 80% of their time in a darkened little house afraid of loud music. Well, what she calls “loud music.” The last cop she had contact with was right. If she has a hearing problem, it is her problem, not the world’s. She considers everything she hears too loud. No one needs to cater to that. Her manners, her mannerisms, her online presence, her lack of job experience, and sometimes her hygiene mean she will not be the best fit anywhere.

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  5. Okay, Candy. While there does seem to be some jerk who pesters you online, you need to realize the only time you get upset at me is when you choose to come here to this blog. Stop coming here. Problem solved.
    And so much better than just going on all censorship and blocking anyone who doesn’t give you what you desire. I abhor censorship, and don’t practice it myself. You should try to communicate with people. Instead, at the first sign they will not give you praise and 100% support (and$), you block them. Are you that terrified of other people? That is a problem. You need other people, whether they agree with you or not. Instead, you run and hide behind the block feature. If you cannot ever communicate, you will never have any friends or success. I cringe at what you must be like in a job interview.
    You have made your job begging online, trying to guilt anyone who doesn’t really know you into giving you money. Heck, a recent video you are already passive-aggressively begging for money, saying you cannot exist on $200 a month to feed yourself. You need to stop wasting money. How much did you spend on a soap you don’t use and a bag of mud you don’t like, so gave away. I’m guessing $80ish. Not a good purchase.
    And you keep mentioning how much you need a vehicle. How on God’s green earth do you expect to pay for that? First, it would most likely be taxed. Can you pay that? Then you will need insurance and gas. How will you pay that? And any vehicle just given to you will likely be a POS they are glad to get rid of. Here’s a fast fact: my husband’s car needed new brakes and while working on those they found he also needed a new tie-rod. My own car is scheduled for a brake job and oil change next Monday. The bill today was almost $1400, and I expect to pay over half that. Can you afford to pay either of those bills? If not, who do expect will pay them for you?
    You need to look up the definitions of both “jealous” and “envy,” because you are not using them correctly. No one envies or is jealous of you. People have more than you do because they have worked and saved to have them. Stop judging them as sinners because they don’t lift you out of your poverty. You do not know what they might have given already, you just know it wasn’t given to you. You see things you want, owned by people you know nothing about, and get mad and whiny. Why should anyone give to someone who does nothing but hide in a dark tiny house and whine and complain about everything and everybody? You can answer that question right here, on this blog. I won’t hold my breath.

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  6. That I was able to scold Candy about her alcohol use BEFORE she gets diagnosed with a panic attack w/ alcohol toxicity complications makes me worry I know too much about Candy. Although as she just repeats the same stories without ever even trying to find closure or treat ANYTHING in a real world situation, so….?
    I feel almost psychic sometimes.

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  7. There is too much craziness here. Why call an ambulance if you you don’t want real medical help? There are a few things I remember from my first ambulance drive. One, was all the neighbors coming outside to watch. After the ambulance left, some came over to ask my husband what was wrong and what they could do to help. It’s called being “NEIGHBORLY, ” Candy. Suck it up.
    She is not on O², so they weren’t worried about her breathing. Another sign of that is the oximeter taped to her finger. I didn’t see an IV either.
    You cannot possibly equate using alcohol to quickly wipe skin for a stick or tape with using alcohol as an aerosol on your body and surroundings. The “dose makes the poison,” Candy. Salt is used to flavor food, yet eating a spoonful of salt could kill you. Of course you don’t understand that because you use spoonfuls in your recipes, but that’s on you.
    Emergency rooms are loud chaotic places. At least when a real emergency comes in. And any monitor beeps, phones ringing, people passing along important information…no one is making noise because of you. Please look up the definition of “narcissism,” as once again you have portrayed it so very well, all while labeling everyone around you who are doing normal things because it is their job.
    How many times does someone need to be told there is nothing wrong with your complaints before you will just go get a physical? You are wasting their valuable time, space, and money. Then when they do try to help, you refuse treatment.
    I imagined you lied to them by omitting your “directed energy weapons” theory. Because you knows it makes you look crazy. How many times do you need someone, who is a medical professional and therefore much more intelligent than you, to tell you are mentally ill before you believe it? How long has it been that people have chosen to talk to you like you are “slow”? So far that answer is almost 40 years, and you still do not believe it.
    I have told him you before that your spraying is a problem for others. You have ruined a computer and likely your now dodgy phone with your spraying. Now it has been pointed out that your spraying is unhealthy and effecting your own health.
    It’s not narcissistic abuse, gang-stalking, flying monkeys, or anything else. It’s your own lack of common sense and narcissism.
    Candy, you don’t want friends who support you, you want an echo chamber to boost you up in your own eyes. Your “sleep deprivation?” Common first sign of mental illness. Get real help. Eating fat and salt and drinking mud will not make you better. It has given you edema, shortness of breath, abdominal pain, extra pounds, and diarrhea. Your warts are still there, as is your tooth abscess. You do nothing about your depression except wallow in it, while blaming others.
    Candy, the only problems you have are ones you cause yourself. You think yourself somehow injured and attacked. But your body never shows anything but your own bad health practices. Grow up. There are better ways to gain attention.

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    • Can you please screencap the post or at least give the gist of it in a reply because I don’t feel like joining a private Facebook group for a small town at least a thousand miles away from me just to read it?

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      • Oh, sorry. I keep forgetting that it is a private group.
        I am not being kind with this. Someone found him at “Andy’s house.” Several people want to eat him. Such is the life in rural Texas. Pigs are just running around. Maybe Andy’s house seemed safe.

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  8. Oh, dear. Candy once again proves herself to be a narcissistic hypocrite. Several times she has gone off the deep end when HER spraying an unknown liquid around. I have mentioned it myself that she is hypocritical for putting something into the air without people’s permission or approval, yet whines about someone smoking. Outside. Many feet away. Her alcohol spray would likely trigger me to have an asthma attack, and I’m on the milder end of asthma. So, in the following YouTube video, at mark 13:30 -13:57, she says: “…but then another person pointed out that somebody, um, SPRAYED A SUBSTANCE AT ME (emphasis mine). If y’all bringing substances on Me? HELL NO! I AIN’T GONNA FREAKING IGNORE THAT (emphasis mine.)
    Do onto others, Candy. You spray your unmarked crap around without thought of anyone around you, even in businesses that serve food. You can’t do that. Every business has a folder detailing every single chemical used, called the MSDS, for “Material Safety Data Sheets.” Everything used must be labeled, even if it is only water. It’s the LAW. Everyone that has said anything negative to you about your narcissistic indiscriminate spray bottle are 100% RIGHT. And those that banned you? 100% RIGHT, too. More businesses should have.

    And as way of explanation of lack of proper punctuation and sentence structure, this was copied from the video transcript, which is without such niceties. I added some to make it more readable. But Candy doesn’t like any editing, so my bad.

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  9. Found this. She is making herself known, and not in a good way. If she didn’t have rabid antisocial personality disorder, the town seems very friendly and giving. And use this page to ask for rides and contributions of food for struggling people.

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        • They accepted me. I’ve made a few comments about general things, and one to tell them that Candy is….well, weird. People have noticed her taking pictures and video. Some have thought it was a guy in drag. The town seems really nice and homey. But people are strange when you’re a stranger, and Candy is a strange stranger, so I think likely they will avoid her. The guy who called the cops on her makes a comment. She has trashed just about everyone and everything about the town. I hope that the town can stand firm.
          Candy has actually said in a video that she hasn’t asked for anything since she got there. BS, she called churches looking for food, then dissed the pastor for being a woman, and dissed churches in general. Candy is a user. They don’t deserve her.

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