Roadway Menace Bryan Tew Slams Into Fence at JFK Airport Because of Distracted + Impaired Driving

Bryan has been warned repeatedly to not use the phone while driving. I’ve told him many times not to do it and that he would wreck if he keeps doing it. He has also been cited by the Moonachie, NJ Police (who provides patrols for Teterboro, where he received his citation) for the same thing.

He doesn’t care and likely holds himself blameless for this. He blames “they” or “them”, i.e. the mythical CIA agents or CIA contractors who he believes are making him feel unwell.

The only thing good here is that it appears this was a low-speed wreck involving only him. I’ve seen Bryan on the highway making these retarded “they’re torturing me” videos around hundreds of people. Bryan even has one video where he’s complaining about his burning lust for Rafael Nadal while speeding down the highway.

Maybe he was too busy fantasizing about Rafael Nadal or mourning his absence from Wimbledon 2024.

Bonus Clip: Bryan Tew gets into a verbal altercation with a random dude (trucker maybe?) in what I believe is the parking lot at the Walmart in Teterboro, NJ.

This is extremely inadvisable behavior for Bryan. Bryan is not in any physical condition for a fight. He would lose and lose badly. I can imagine the other guy landing a single punch on Bryan and Bryan getting laid out on the ground.

Part of me wants to see Bryan get hurt after threatening someone but there’s no point and he would learn absolutely nothing from it.

Bryan is just lucky that this dude has a lot of self-restraint, otherwise we could see Bryan with additional spinal injuries and/or aggravation of his existing injuries rendering him effectively a cripple.

92 thoughts on “Roadway Menace Bryan Tew Slams Into Fence at JFK Airport Because of Distracted + Impaired Driving”

  1. Candy actually uploaded a mildly interesting video with 14 minutes or so of a New Orleans Public Belt Railroad freight train crossing Poydras Street in front of the Riverwalk Outlets.

    I already knew that the train passed right through the heart of the most tourist-friendly area of New Orleans because I can see the tracks on the map but I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen video of it before so thanks, Candy.

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  2. In Bryan Tew news.. I’m too lazy to clip screenshots or get links of Facebook posts but Bryan has left Finland. He was in the airports of Frankfurt and Paris in video clips today.

    He made a couple of posts. One post he said he wants to get to Rio de Janeiro because he claims the Russian embassy there (wouldn’t it be a consulate, not an embassy since Rio isn’t the capital?) took his phone calls and was supposedly friendly with him.

    Then in another frustrated post later (plus some screenshots of the aborted booking process) he claims he’s not able to book a ticket to Rio (“they” are blocking him!) and instead wants to get on to Buenos Aires (Argentina) and just apply for asylum. They have great healthcare, claims Bryan.

    Where he actually ends up, who knows? We just have to wait and see. The suspense is killing me.

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    • Bryan Tew is in Sao Paulo, Brazil.

      One video clip in the airport and another clip (on Facebook) where he is riding in a taxi.

      Bryan says he is seeking medical treatment. He had access to FREE medical treatment for like the past 1.5 – 2 years but missed like 75-90% of his appointments (that’s a guess on my part, but it seems that way) and/or was non-compliant, uncooperative, verbally combative, and etc. with what treatment he was getting.

      How is it going to be any different in South America, Bryan?

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        • Bryan’s time in Argentina was short-lived. It seems most of his credit or debit cards were not working, although he was apparently able to withdraw some cash.

          He went to the asylum office in Buenos Aires and was upset that there is a 2.5 month waiting list just to talk to someone who can help him start the process.

          If you’re in a position where you can readily and quickly hop from country to country, have a $70,000 award check waiting for you at home in the USA, and have access to free medical care at home, you’re not a refugee and it is a slap in the face of people fleeing actual violence, repression, and poverty. It’s sort of like Candy claiming she is a victim of sex / human trafficking when she’s chowing down on DoorDashed meals in a 3 star hotel of her choosing.

          Anyway, Bryan now says because of unspecified “harassment” that he is heading off to Chile: https://www.facebook.com/share/v/Z2cZbLTQ3aoLsYgM/

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          • I’m about 50/50 on whether there’s a waiting list to process asylum claims or whether they’ve dealt with Americans who are either lunatics or just looking to score a free asylum claim vacation before so they routinely give Americans seeking asylum a two month wait to weed out the bad actors and kooks.

            Anyway, how is he going to get to Chile if his credit cards aren’t working?

  3. In court, Candy got handed a “deferred judgment” (which seems to be a fancy legal way of saying “probation”) and a $200 fine.

    I was fully expecting her to get probation, I wasn’t expecting her to get a fine but we all know that someone online will probably pay it off for her.

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    • Yeah I figured she’d get off easy. It’s actually not a serious charge at all but she chose to melodramatic and defiant about it. The only way she would get jail is if she was a habitual offender or was just being entirely contemptuous of the process (which I could see of her, such as calling the judge or a bailiffs satanists / perps in an outburst).

      I listened to her rant about her public defender. She’s extremely unhappy that her PD told her that the evidence they have against her is airtight and that there would be no way for her to win. From what I gather the PD told her she could either take the deferred prosecution and pay $200 or plead not guilty, lose, and end up with something like community service as the punishment. She seems to believe that the $200 goes to the PD and that the PD must be getting paid more if she pleads guilty.

      Neither of that is true. PDs are notoriously overworked and underpaid and it’s not a job most law students take when they graduate. You end up as a PD because you personally find representing the poor to be your calling as a lawyer or because you can’t find a better gig. Or maybe just as a career stepping stone. Judges often look down on PDs, cops hate PDs, DAs hate PDs, and their clients are often ungrateful, unrepentant asswipes like Candy.

      Anyway, I just find it hilarious and sad that Candy still insists she is innocent. She rambles on about how “the fake Darnell Williams perp” must have phoned the police (I don’t believe Darnell had any involvement, but even if he did, it doesn’t make her trespassing any more acceptable), mentions the kids eating red velvet cake (As if that’s relevant somehow), and complains how the cops in Gretna don’t back off when she curses at them like they do in Pensacola. That last bit is kinda telling to me that when Candy gets a potty mouth it’s not “tourettes” but Candy just being a mean and vulgar person, the person she really is.

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    • Too bad. Predictable claims of “them” getting to him.

      I don’t follow the guy much or know what his health issues may have been but I figure if Duncan really was this CIA agent spilling the beans about their technology, “they” would have got to him years earlier, not when it’s way too late to matter.

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  4. Being a whiny baby sitting in the rental car at the airport in Helsinki. I’m not sure what his plans are but he’s been in that car for several hours, he’s been posting videos for most of the latter part of the day today.

    I suspect Bryan will end up on a flight back to the USA, either voluntarily (since he realizes his money is there waiting for him) or he gets deported when the Finnish authorities realize he’s nothing but a nuisance and a pest who isn’t entitled to asylum protections.

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      • I’m not sure who exactly Bryan was expecting to talk to at the embassy in the middle of the night on a summer weekend but it’s almost certainly just a security guard who has no power to grant him asylum.

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    • Lol there’s this You Tube video, of His double companion?? lol THIS You Tube video, mister Stefan Adams oh lol: THE WALMART REPENT LADY: THE SAGA, by: Na Stil Onited Games YouTube.com/watch?v=XSYni-aAUnU (not saying I’m (perfect) I flip out sometimes in life too) But: this is (funny) Bryan Tew and Her, should get together??

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    • Yep, not even a week in Europe and Bryan’s already “forced” to return to the United States for “emergency medical treatment” (but I think he also realizes that he no longer has the stamina for eternal country-hopping and hostel-hopping as he approaches his senior years).

      I assume that he still has the Toyota waiting at JFK.

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      • he has some new and newer You Tube videos today?? or just a day ago…..anyways: advanced stalking is very real, and guess what?? the whole world/the entire world, IS picking on everyone and everybody else, because as lots of people say: We are all creatures of habit, hey?? and: give lots of us, or lots of everybody and everyone, such as authorities, mechanical toys to play with, OOH ADVANCED MECHANICAL TOYS Yay!! lol or advanced toys to play with, That makes it even more better, to pick on others or other people. basically, us Humans, are still in a Very baby stage, and stages, in the Universal way and ways, and We Humans, aren’t/not even (supposed) to Be at this level or levels, yet?? We have all been pushed Way Too far, Way Too fast, vice versa……THIS is WAY Too Much, for all of Our little MINDS, other people…….so basically: this whole Advanced stalking thing, is happening to ALL of society, because these days: WE are All acting like total Jerks, to All of ourselves, basically. Just look around yourselves, these days, everyone and everybody, Do these times Look Sane to ANY of You Honestly??? this whole society these days, is a freaking zoo lol and we are the zoo animals. Welcome To The SHOW!! Lol…..All of us.

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  5. Bryan thought he could just waltz across the Finland/Russia border freely. That’s not the case as he just angrily found out.

    Bryan, did you spend five minutes or even five seconds researching this? The border situation is explained and you could have avoided this.

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    • It’s now dawning on Bryan that he can’t just drive a rental car and/or walk across the border into Russia.

      Like srsly have you watched the news for the past two years, Bryan? Pretty much every European country is sanctioning Russia and restricting travel to/from there. I can’t believe how laughably ignorant and foolish Bryan is.

      He’s now applying for asylum in “Finnland”. Spell the name of the country you’re asking for help from correctly! And follow and respect their laws! You’ve broken their laws multiple times already in less than 24 hours!

      Also, apparently Citi just un-froze the funds from his closed checking account that Bryan was too impatient to wait for. There’s a check being mailed to his mailbox in New Jersey that he can’t access because he’s a fucking retarded imbecile who left the country before the process was completed.

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      • I wager the people jogging, riding their bicycles, and driving their cars near the border that Bryan’s talking about are residents of whichever small town this border crossing is at and the border control agents don’t need to constantly check their paperwork because they recognize them as locals and they’re also not actually trying to cross the border.

        I can’t imagine the car rental place would be thrilled to find out that Bryan was just planning on dumping the car at the border and not return it to at least the closest location near the border.

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    • That looks to be a very minor border crossing. I was looking at the major border crossings from Finland to Russia on Google Street View and they have multiple lanes in each direction with tollbooth-style gates. I wonder if Bryan intentionally chose a very minor border crossing thinking it might be unmanned?

      Bryan’s lucky that he only fell afoul of authorities on the Finland side of the border and that they only seized his passport. I don’t think Russian authorities would be so kind to an American trying to sneak in.

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      • wow, just wow……he’s back to whining again and sliding into his car or vehicle seat or seats, in less than one You Tube video, just now……I don’t/not think he’s going to make it much more, in this life,…..maybe none of us are, anymore, THIS Is our lives now, being on the computer and internet,….. yeah, maybe not……anymore on that Candy chick???

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        • Candy is homeless, partly by choice. She refuses to stay in shelters (she compares shelters to cults which is silly) and will only stay in hotel rooms or just live on the streets. She gets SSDI for her psychological condition (I don’t know her exact diagnosis, someone else here might). She doesn’t think she is mentally ill but has no problems taking money for it.

          She begs online and there are people (I think its mainly white guilt lefties) who donate to her to fund her hotel hopping. Candy also insists on eating fancy food, i.e. food she orders off of Door Dash and costs like $30 to get delivered. This and her insistence on living in hotel rooms is why her SSDI checks only last her about a week, week and a half tops. Rest of the time it’s donations or she just lives on the streets.

          She is currently in New Orleans (which is her hometown). Previously she was living Pensacola and spent a brief amount of time in Cincinnati and a small town in Texas called Bloomington (just outside of Victoria). She actually had a stable housing situation in Pensacola when she was finally given a $200/month Section 8 apartment after being on a years-long waiting list, which would have been perfect for her. But she couldn’t stay there because she kept relentlessly harassing other people who lived there (mainly it was the children of neighbors who were wearing the wrong colors or playing music she didn’t like).

          She thinks every person or every car that is the color red (sometimes its other colors like blue) and/or has a burned out headlight is stalking her. It can just be a red car minding its own business as it drives down the road and Candy will actually run out into traffic to get the driver’s attention and say something to them about it.

          She also has problems with loud noises and music, claims she has a “hypersensitive ear condition”. She’ll be walking down the street and if she hears kids playing music on a boombox, she’ll accost the kids and start cursing them out for playing music. The music issue at her Section 8 apartment was a big part of the reason why she has a psychotic breakdown and basically got evicted (it was more that they mutually agreed to part ways without involving law enforcement, but wasn’t given a choice had she stayed she would have been evicted). See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnBKKlGcIzk regarding kids playing music on the street.

          She will occasionally land a job, but usually for a few weeks or less. She claims she is the victim of “workplace mobbing” which can actually happen to people, but in Candy’s case it’s just extreme paranoia about her co-workers. She basically cannot get along with anybody and can’t follow workplace rules.

          She is racist against Latino people (oddly enough I don’t think I’ve ever heard her say anything about White people). Any time a Latino person does something she doesn’t like, she calls them an “illegal” without actually knowing anything about their immigration status.

          She had an incident with the Social Security office (tl;dr she had some income she wasn’t disclosing to them, she let it be known in a casual conversation with an employee that she had some side hustles and that disclosure resulted in her benefits briefly being paused until that got sorted out. She had an online outburst about it and had a racist rant about the Latino employee and tried to dox her online).

          What else.. Candy uttered a death threat to a lady who also comments on this blog (Star Bricker). I wasn’t paying attention to Candy until Star started talking about her antics and mentioned her death threats.

          Something good I can say about Candy? I think Candy has mellowed out a bit. Not entirely. She still gets aggro with people she meets in person, but she seems to be avoiding much of the drama online compared to a year or year and a half ago where she would flip her shit over every negative comment I’d make on this website or on YouTube. Now she is basically ignoring her critics online.

          Candy has * a lot * of online trolls. Some of them I don’t agree with. Some people are sending her veiled death threats (i.e. AI-generated photos of a tombstone with a reference to her printed on it). There’s some doxxing as well which I try to avoid (although Candy is partly at fault for it, she obsessively documents what neighborhoods she is in and makes it easy for people to deduce what hotels she stays at).

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  6. this world and society Is a cruel place, and some targeting, of people, and picking on of people, probably does happen, to some point, but yes and yeah Bryan Tew, Does make it into a stage show, and yes, He Is always rolling around, whining, and grabbing at what you all call His man or guy boob, and yes and yeah, He Is Very Disgusting looking now, Is THAT for Real??? How big He is, Now?? also: Govt. and Authorities, DO have high technology, and probably Do attack us all, more than we all know, buy yeah and yes again: Bryan Tew, Does Make a stage show, of it, and: can he really be believed, or not, when he’s doing his whining stage show, about: his heart!! His Heart!! and everything else that hurts on him too?? also: why doesn’t/not he show some proof, about all of these employed agents, that attack him?? I mean: they can be found online, for now, on Govt. websites, for now anyways, hey Bryan Tew??? Please Show us All, at LEAST FIVE if Not THREE of these employed agents, that are using this high tech attack tech, besides just rolling around, and sliding down, vice versa, into Your Car or Vehicle Seat Or Seats, Please?? names?? numbers?? pictures?? profiles?? vice versa. also: I’m not exactly skinny neither, and I’m middle age xer, who could do Way Better, with the food and foods, I eat too lol but: I try to still hike and walk around, at least, though I’m no/not in Arnold S. shape, nope.

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    • Yeah, we agree with most of what you said. In the past Bryan would claim random innocent people as his “perps”.

      He’d say so-and-so in the cafe is a “member” of the “hive mind team” but give absolutely no evidence or reasoning for it. Ignores and/or blocks you for asking. Being a TI means never having to have evidence for your claims and never having to be responsible for your own situation/behavior.

      I have a video from like 8 years ago when Bryan was globetrotting in Thailand where Bryan said he believed a woman was a CIA agent sent to surveil him. Then Bryan said he started having these thoughts of brutally killing the woman. I tried alerting staff and authorities but couldn’t get anyone to respond or take it seriously.

      Thankfully Bryan has never acted out on those thoughts.

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      • He has some new or newer YouTube videos today, mister Stefan Adams, thankfully, He’s not sliding into the car or vehicle seat or seats today, whining, MY HEART!! MY ASS!! oof ouch!!! mister Stefan Adams, oh Lord…..anyways, YOU should DO some more video music or songs shorts, there’s lol there’s Lots of good songs out there, for that, mister Stefan Adams!! like: SNAP!! I Got The Power, or: Technotronic, Pump Up The Jam, and Other songs, like that 🙂 also: What exactly is his background anyways?? he sounds like he’s from the south?? I’m from the Midwest Originally, living in Hot Texas/TX. whew, for awhile now, but feels so out of place Here. anyways also: any follow up, on that Man or Guy He was fighting with, at THREE AM, in the morning??? also: my Midwest Therapist, back in the Midwest said: Nobody And No One, Is Completely free, in this society, or world, and oftentimes: Freedom, Is A (Delusion Of Grandeur) and yeah, people Do pick on others,……what a world and society, hey?? yeah, one More good song: 2 Unlimited: Twilight Zone and oh yeah One More: Lisa Stansfield: ALL AROUND The WORLD……

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        • The videos I did of Bryan a couple of years ago with the catchy music was with an app called “Wombo”. That version of the Wombo app no longer exists (the company exists and they have a new app with the same name, but it’s totally different and doesn’t involve turning a still photo into a moving lip-sync over famous pop music, sad!). Bryan is well aware of those videos and it definitely irks him a bit as he’s made video responses about them.

          I have a buddy who used to enjoy watching Bryan’s adventures and would make content for me (we’re still in touch, but he hasn’t made anything new for me in a while). He did the Fanta Soda commercial spoof /w Bryan Tew video (Bryan drank Fanta soda a whole ton when he was in Spain a couple years ago) and did another couple videos (the “Honey Hive Slave Bryan Tew” video and the “Monarch Butterfly Slave Bryan Tew” videos) which were mildly amusing but maybe a bit more esoteric. They’re all on my channel.

          My favorite video I’ve made of Bryan was back a couple years ago when Bryan was really obsessed with recording live video of himself in hotel rooms (he’s stopped that, maybe after realizing that most of his live videos were unflattering and embarrassing). One video was an accidental masterpiece; he’s recording a live stream of himself napping. In the middle of the nap Bryan turns over. He’s wearing nothing but boxer briefs and as he turns over, it is revealed that the back side of his briefs are soiled. Eww! Anyway, I put some filler music in there (using iMovie) and the music was accidentally timed just right such that as Bryan turns over and reveals his poo-poo stain, it strikes a chord on the sound track.

          If you want to see these, they’re on my “Stefan Adams” channel: https://www.youtube.com/@stefanadams7017/videos

          OK, Bryan’s background. He’s from Lincolnton, Georgia according to his Facebook profile. Being from Georgia tracks with his southern drawl. I don’t have his full biography. He served in the US Army as a Chaplain’s Assistant. Bryan recently claims he was molested by a platoon sergeant and has been given approximately $70,000 in benefits from the VA over it. I’m not making fun of him for being a victim of sexual assault if that is really true. He has schizoaffective disorder. I ran into Bryan in approximately 2014 (wow, ten years I’ve been following him now!) – Bryan joined a Facebook group I was a member of and started spamming his YouTube videos at us. I questioned his claims and he called me a “government perp” and blocked me. I got hooked on the craziness of videos and have been a “fan” of him ever since.

          I follow some other crazy people (a meth addict from Georgia coincidentally, and female schizo who is homeless in New Orleans, you’ll see their faces or legs on the home page banner here) but Bryan is kinda unique in the depth and breadth of his mental illness.

          There is a Daft Punk song called “Around The World”. Someone made a video about Bryan’s globe trotting to that song. Sadly I can’t find that video anymore, if it still exists.

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  7. Looks like Bryan did make it on an airplane. He’s somehow trapped in an elevator in Frankfurt, Germany:

    I’m no elevator expert but I know if you stay on an elevator long enough, it will think that everyone has left the elevator car and shut the doors. In that case all he would need to do is press the door open button or select another floor.

    I’m not kind enough to give him the benefit of the doubt to assume the elevator actually malfunctioned.

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  8. Candy has a freakout at Walgreen’s, harassing a customer who does not want to be filmed and ignoring the very patient salesclerk who tells her filming inside the store is not allowed.

    https://youtu.be/5aMn_oEldzA&t=335

    Despite all that, she’s not banned from the store. I guess Candy’s frequent alcohol purchases is keeping the location afloat.

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  9. Is Bryan about to embark on another round of seedy third world hostel hopping?

    Considering Bryan’s terrible health and how much Bryan has visibly “aged” compared to how he looked even just five years ago (beyond normal aging for a guy who is getting close to 60), I don’t think he’s in any condition to travel.

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    • Yeah, it seems he booked a ticket to Helsinki. I think he had plans to try to hop the border to Russia via ferry or whatever.

      I think he’s having second thoughts about it, as he should. He’s trotting out the bullshit claim that he’s too sleep deprived to get on the plane. Bro an intercontinental flight is like the best time to be sleepy. It takes zero cognitive effort to sit in a seat for 12 hours.

      I would definitely advise against travel to Russia but Bryan tends not to take the reasonable advice given to him.

      If he starts clowning around in sight of the police or gets caught with controlled substances, he might find himself becoming the next Brittney Griner or Paul Whelan, except nobody will care enough about him to negotiate for his release. He might get told he has to spend time in Ukraine if he wants his freedom back.

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      • The ferry between Finland and Russia hasn’t run in over two years and I honestly don’t think it will run again until there’s regime change in Russia so Bryan’s delusional if he think he can still get from Finland to Russia without walking through a lot of tundra.

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